The Planning goes on and on and on....

Hotels are sorted in Cairo and the visa application is in to the Syrian Embassy. A woman in the Indian call centre of a well known car insurance company told me that you can't drive a left hand drive car in the UK without being arrested. I am amazed; But this would explain a lot. The UK immigration problem is clearly nothing to do with economic migration or refugees. It is caused by everyone driving a left hand drive car being locked up as soon as they arrive at Dover. This results in our own villains having to live 4 to a cell with Pedro, Luigi and Vladimir. I will be eternally grateful to the call centre lady as now I will re-route my entry to London across Iceland and up the Thames Estuary.